Kim Kardashian Has Apparently Hired A 'Bum Therapist' After Being Left Unhappy With Pap Pics

Kim Kardashian has reportedly hired a therapist for her bum after being left unhappy with recent paparazzi pictures.

Kim that is, not her bum.

According to Look magazine, the 34-year-old Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has been going to a ‘butt therapist’ for four hours a week.

A source told the magazine: “Kim sees all the paparazzi photos and she’s not happy with how she looks compared to other celebs.

“She’s decided she needs to work hard on her figure, which is crazy. She looks amazing. She reckons if she can get a bigger butt then the rest of her can look slimmer.

“The therapy is already getting results but it's really intense.”

Sorry folks, it doesn’t involve Kim's butt talking about its feelings.

“She has to lie on a massage table for two hours getting her bum slapped with little electric rods which send tiny shocks through her skin,” the source explained.

“Kim also uses a state of the art £700 electric massage tool that is said to kill cellulite.”

You hear that, not gets rid of, it actually KILLS CELLULITE.

“She runs it up and down her bottom every morning. It pulsates and kneads the skin on her butt between rollers.”

Yeah, we’ll stick with a cup of coffee and bowl of cereal, thanks.

Kim’s supposed obsession, however, apparently means that she can only ever think about making sure she looks her best.

The insider claims: “She constantly obsesses about her body and the older she gets the more she worries, as she’s convinced her metabolism has slowed down.

“She says beauty is pain."

A pain in the bum, it would seem.

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