The Pictures From Tom Hardy's MySpace Page Are Still Amazing

The thing about stuff on the internet is that it’s pretty much there forever.

Hence the fact that pictures from Tom Hardy’s erstwhile MySpace page are still doing the rounds on social media, showing that before he was a Hollywood player and being compared to Brando, he was just a loveable goof like the rest of us.

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He will, for example, never be allowed to forget all those pictures he took of himself having his tea.

Or the one where he’s cooking a turkey, with the caption ‘I’m cooking a turkey yo'.

Or the one where he’s in a car with a young Benedict Cumberbatch.

Or the one where he looks like Steve Coogan’s student-bashing Paul Calf.

Or the one where he’s in his pants in his kitchen doorway.

Or the one where he’s in his pants in the living room.

His totally barmy ‘About Me’ section is also something to behold, as he waxes lyrical about life and such.

Here are some of the highlights:

“I never lie. If you suck you suck… If you’re good I take my hat off and I’m all over you.”

“I’m Grateful, arrogant self centred, tenacious, versatile, honest, honourable, loyal, loving, gentle, consistent, reliable, focussed, prideful, passionate and nuts. I have a head like a disco ball, if I say I’ll do something, unless I absolutely can’t it gets done, I never give up on humanity, I love people.”

“Man made mistakes take lives from those that deserve to recover in time, there is always another way forward better even if it is around the side or back, I try to find it. the mind is like a parachute it will only work when it is opened.”

“I laugh at bullies.”

“I am a goldfish walking through a desert.”

“I could so easily be dead. My head is like a dangerous neighbourhood I should never be in it without an appropriate adult. left to my own devices I’ll crash the motor.”

“I want to work and be useful, be part of the solution and not the problem…”

Tom Hardy……. we’re all over you.

Image credits: MySpace