Being mates these days demands endless admin. Who has time for a decent chat? Still, you can say so much with an aubergine emoji. Kerry Godliman weighs up the different expectations of male and female friendships in the modern world. Warning: contains strong language.Kerry Godliman is on tour around the UK with her show Stick Or Twist from 29 September to 29 OctoberKerry Godliman on her most unsettling heckle.